This is Charlie. She’s alright, I guess. I don’t really want to say too many nice things about her because she’ll only use it against me. Charlie was with us for a little bit back in 2016 whilst she was still at Uni. After leaving Uni, she did a stint up in London as well as freelancing before making her way back to Ministry. I told Jane not to rehire her, but like the Rolling Stones sang ‘you can’t always get what you want’.

As well as being a [insert some positive word] Account Manager, I suppose she’s pretty good at social media. And randomly, she’s actually not bad at singing.